You don’t need me to tell you that the 1% has been getting short shrifted for some time now in the toy department. What are they supposed to do, buy regular, pastel colored Drips??? Ridiculous. Plebeian toys would look stupid in their finely appointed dens and antechambers.

Thankfully, with this upcoming continuation of the Drip line, we will be attending to the fabulously wealthy with the addition of PRIMO Mini Driplets, WHICH ARE MADE OF ACTUAL REAL SOLID GOLD.*

*(Not true. At all.)

Of course, each case will also feature their plebeian, pastel colored duplicates, for all us normal, low-class dummies, which we can enjoy while toiling in the mines and / or sludge pits. I like to set mine up on the edge of the pond where I bathe monthly.

Yes, it’s Mini Driplets for everyone. No matter how fabulous. Or pathetic.